Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Chocolate "Somebody Has the Trots" Chunkers

This weeks TWD selection was very easy to make and quite tasty. Now, I must regrettably inform you that I have a very vocal 12 year-old that lives inside me. She usually rears her ugly head during church, funerals, weddings and work meetings. I can't help it. I love my inner 12 year-old. Having said that........

Last week I had a very unfortunate encounter with a post-Taco Bell crackhead whom I have affectionately named "Greasy Britches". Ol' Greasy Britches decided that 5 feet away from me was the place to relieve her bowels. Appreciate the CRAP out of that, Greasy Britches. Thanksomuch!!!

Yes, I took a picture. And yes, my inner 12 year-old thought it was a good idea. Keep in mind I was running away when I snapped that shot. This near death encounter yielded a result that looked remarkably similar to this:

Yep, that's my cookie. And that's why it has earned the title Chocolate "Somebody Has the Trots" Chunkers.

Now I will shut my inner 12 year-old up with a cookie.


Cathy said...

Oh. My. Something. I am speechless. I am SO glad that I tried your cookies the other day before reading your post, Julie. But oh, did I just laugh and laugh! Thanks. I needed that.

Your cookies were fabulous, by the way!

Lady Baker said...

Thanks for leaving a note on my blog!
I am still recovering from your story. I would ask more questions, about the "britch", but I think I'll just let it go.

I love your blog name, by the way! Very clever!

Peggy said...

Julie Julie Julie - no comment.
Your cookies looked great. I would have tried one of yours had I not already overdosed on mine. I think I had brain spasms from all the chocolate I ate last weekend!

Barbara said...

I think I'm glad I ate my cookies before reading your post -- they were ugly but they sure did taste good!

Your inner child is 12? Mine is only 5 most of the time...